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How I learned to melee with a gun.

I'm also good and making Pokemon noises
May 11 '12

Anonymous asked:

Was it wrong to enjoy the yelps of pain and stubborn words from Elias' lips? He was always insubordinate, but here, it was different. He refused to be tamed, he would never be tamed, and he made sure that his master- no. not master. Keeper. He made sure his keeper was aware of it, yet, still, there was a small inkling of.. Satisfaction? He was doing his part, after all. The child would soon understand. Tijeras knew the idiot was young, but he was resilient. he would also learn to survive.

((Is it weird that this is actually close to Tijeras’ modus operandi? o_o))

May 11 '12
May 11 '12

fredcurtsinger asked:

Random Number Warning: 23, 30, 14

23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?

I can totally handwalk dude!

30. Piercings?

… In a way ´- ´”

14. Hair color?

Reddish brow last time I checked!

May 11 '12
aleisterstrider:

mibou:

louis-asslinson:

1. What is your best friends name?2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?3. What are you listening to right now?4. Whats your favorite number?5. What was the last thing you ate?6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?7. How is the weather right now?8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone?9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?10. Do you have a significant other?11. Favorite TV show?12. Siblings?13. Height?14. Hair color?15. Eye Color?16. Do you wear contacts?17. Favorite Holiday?18. Month?19. Have you ever cried for no reason?20. What was the last movie you watched?21. Favorite Day of the Year?22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?24. Hugs or Kisses?25. Chocolate or Vanilla?26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?29. What books are you reading?30. Piercings?31. Favorite movies?32. Favorite football Team?33. What are you doing right now?34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?37. Dogs or cats?38. Favorite flower?39. Been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to do?40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?41. Have you ever loved someone?42. Who would you like to see right now?43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?44. Have you ever fired a gun?45. Do you like to travel by plane?46. Right-handed or Left-handed?47. How many pillows do you sleep with?48. Are you missing someone?49. Do you have a tattoo?50. Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?

can you please ask me any of this, i really need distraction right now. please!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

aleisterstrider:

mibou:

louis-asslinson:

1. What is your best friends name?
2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
3. What are you listening to right now?
4. Whats your favorite number?
5. What was the last thing you ate?
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
7. How is the weather right now?
8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone?
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
10. Do you have a significant other?
11. Favorite TV show?
12. Siblings?
13. Height?
14. Hair color?
15. Eye Color?
16. Do you wear contacts?
17. Favorite Holiday?
18. Month?
19. Have you ever cried for no reason?
20. What was the last movie you watched?
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
24. Hugs or Kisses?
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?
27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?
28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?
29. What books are you reading?
30. Piercings?
31. Favorite movies?
32. Favorite football Team?
33. What are you doing right now?
34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
37. Dogs or cats?
38. Favorite flower?
39. Been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to do?
40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
41. Have you ever loved someone?
42. Who would you like to see right now?
43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
44. Have you ever fired a gun?
45. Do you like to travel by plane?
46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
48. Are you missing someone?
49. Do you have a tattoo?
50. Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?

can you please ask me any of this, i really need distraction right now. please!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(Source: flowrals)

May 9 '12
Perimeter’s secured, Tijeras is prowling around, I’m ready.

Perimeter’s secured, Tijeras is prowling around, I’m ready.

May 8 '12
May 6 '12

SO TIJERAS JUST EVOLVED

HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP!

May 2 '12
artofnighthead:

ER - DTKA-148 Battle Illustration - Round 2 by *NightHead

Reblogging from der artblog, Enjoy!
Apr 30 '12

kantospocketmedic asked:

Elias I am going to tranquilize you, chop off your legs and feed them to Errol if you do not fully explain what happened to the coffee yesterday and tell me where my mug is right /now/.

oh-OKAY SO UM I was trying to mkae this super mega spicy energy cactus milk chipotle takes better since its all bitter and i decided to put it in the coffee machine and add a ton of sugar and then someone called me I sort of forgotabout it and I don’t know what a mug is MA PORFAVOR NO ME MATES ARCEUS PROTEGEME TIJERAS HAZ ALGO AUGHHHH!

Apr 28 '12

SO UMMM

OK, OK So I may have accidentally left something in the coffee machine last night. Chipotle makes this awesome spiky cactus juice that gives you a metric ton of energy and it’s kinda bitter but bassically the quenchiest thing, So I kinda wanted to try and make the flavour more bearable and since this things almost water I made some coffee with like 2 cups of sugar and then Perry wanted me to check something out and when I came back it was gone.

So ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm whoever took a swig of that I’m sorry whoops :’D